have you ever been unable to find a song you love on spotify? it can be the missing piece of your playlist, a set of melodies that can take you back to the past, or some music to provide you with motivation. but you still have to go through some other platform to listen to it since you just will not give up on it. maybe watch like a thirty-second ad while you are at it. well, that definitely sucks. what should you do then? behold, as I unveil our new project, alpify™. we do not charge a penny for subscription, you can use it at any time (jk alp should be home), and the classical feeling will make you 'shiver' as you listen to your (alp's) favorite melodies. right now, we have a limited amount of vinyl pieces, but we will continue to grow day by day. if you are unsatisfied with the project, well, you can always support us financially. so where can you use the system 'alpify'? the answer is quite obvious: at THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES. at THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES, we welcome everyone (also a lie, you should be his friend) to enjoy alpify, have a drink, play FIFA, follow essential sports matches, have a fun sleepover, and even play a fucking basketball match at 1am (this one actually happened, at least until some neighbors came to the door). you may be wondering where this place is located. let me give you the address: bahçelievler distri..... I changed my mind. I am not giving you the address. if you know it, you know it. what if you don't know the address? well, then you are not invited because we are 'the jet set' society. we are 'the jet set', and that means liberty.